Interview of retard

Dear readers,

Here is the interview:

Retard:Surely I can put a China flag in Singapore,right?
Police:No,you can't!It's against the laws,you know!
Retard:But that is my house!MY HOUSE!!!You know what that means?It means I can do anything in that house!
Police:You are so rude!Why not settle this in court!
Retard:I know you people think I am a stupid idiotic retarded retardo,right!
Police:I never said that.I will call the other police officers here tomorrow.
Retard:(Girly and pretend scared voice)Oh.I am so scareedd...d.I am a dead meat in hot soup.


To be continued.........
The next interview will be posted soon.


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Poseponing of retard

Dear readers,

We are sorry to say that we have to posepone the retard interview to26th of October.Please forgive us as we have to prepare for the exams.

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